so say you love video games but you’re terrible at them

you’re all like “oh I’ll get the new Ocarina of Time port because damn if my little brother could beat it when he was eight I’m sure I can handle this”

and you beat the deku tree and dodongo’s cavern and even ol’ pain-in-the-ass jabu-jabu and you’re feeling good

“man this isn’t so bad at all, look I even got the bombchus no problem”

and then you become an adult

and it’s all swears and “SERPENTINE LINK YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER SERPENTINE”

i guess what i’m saying is

Ocarina of Time is just like real life